Dany ‘Freakin’ Heatley

Everybody knew this day would come. When the one who set our franchise back a few years, the one who jumped ship when the going got tough, the one who thought he was bigger then the team would return to Ottawa. Jerkface Dany Heatley, aka two-time 39 goal scorer Dany Heatley, plays his first game in Ottawa since he demanded a trade out of the nation’s capital. With Alexei Yashin out of the league playing in the KHL, Heatley is public enemy number one in Ottawa.

With Senators fans waiting for his return ever since he left town, everybody has been planning a welcoming party for when Heatley hits the ice Thursday night at Scotiabank Place. Ottawa sports radio Team 1200 put together a nice jingle for Heatley. Take a listen below.

What are your plans to welcome Heatley back to Ottawa? Are you gonna make a poster, boo him, or chase him down with pitch forks?